Tribute to Voyager
Written by Bethany Kanfer and Katie Feinstein
Idea by Katie Feinstein
a parody of American Pie by Don McLean
A couple hundred years from now
'Cross the galaxy, in the Delta Quadrant
Commanded by Captain Janeway
The Starship Voyager was lost
And though through spatial rifts they tossed
They knew that here they couldn't stay
But many light-years they had to go
And they had to make a TV show
They met many aliens
And had on board some Bolians
They flew as fast as they could for home
Covered their ears from Doc's opera poem
And got deterred by an ancient tome
But they'll get home against
So bye, bye to Federation skies
Flew the spaceship to the station at Deep Space Nine
Arrived at Voyager just in time
To meet Janeway and Seven of Nine
Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine
On a mission to the Badlands
Far away from Vulcan's hot sands
To pursue a renegade Maquis ship
Ahh, do you know just how close they were
To retrieve Tuvok, their undercover officer
When suddenly there appeared in space a huge rip
Well, the Maquis ship went first, of course
They got pulled in by some unknown force
The Caretaker brought them through
And performed a test or two
But the only ones he was interested in
Were B'Elanna Torres and Harry Kim
So they'd have to get them back from him
But they'll get home again
They were singin'
Bye, bye to Federation skies
Flew the spaceship to the station at Deep Space Nine
Arrived at Voyager just in time
To meet Janeway and Seven of Nine
Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine
Now in a Borg cube they met the Queen
And they all thought she was really mean
She was as butt-ugly as could be
Then they went and rescued Seven of Nine
But for the collective she did pine
So her reintegration went slowly
Oh, Picard's old friend visited them
A member of the Q Continuum
He brought trouble once more
How he plagued Voyager!
Because he had a teenage son called Q
He annoyed the entire crew
But left when he tried Neelix's stew
But they'll get home again
They were singin'
Bye, bye to Federation skies
Flew the spaceship to the station at Deep Space Nine
Arrived at Voyager just in time
To meet Janeway and Seven of Nine
Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine
Helping Ocampans the first day
They destroyed the Caretaker's array
So a wormhole they'd have to find
They saw a transwarp conduit
Harry wanted to go up to it
By Janeway's orders they left it behind
Admiral Janeway came from the future
They didn't know if they could trust her
But with the Borg, a deal she struck
So with tricks and a bit of luck
They got back to the Federation
Their long journey was finally done
They could feel their own yellow sun
Yes, they got home again
And they were singin'
Bye, bye to Federation skies
Flew the spaceship to the station at Deep Space Nine
Arrived at Voyager just in time
To meet Janeway and Seven of Nine
Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine
They were singin'
Today's the day that we'll fly
Today is the day that we'll touch the sky
We're gonna go home again
Yes, we're gonna reach Earth again
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